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Aug 4, 2018

Santa Jaws

Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family…


A military vessel on the search for an unidentified submersible finds themselves face to face with a giant shark, forced to use only what they have on...

Jul 28, 2018

The Curse 1987

A meteorite crashes on the farm of the severely dysfunctional Hayes family. The Hayes family are a really messed-up bunch: stern fire-and-brimstone religious zealot patriarch Nathan (essayed with eye-rolling hammy brio by Claude Akins), his smart, but unhappy foster son Zack (a likable performance by Will...

Jul 7, 2018

I don't know if anyone ever actually reads these descriptions, but we do the thing we always do with the movie descriptions. This week we cover Something in the Dark, Mutants, Zingy the Swamp Boy, and Cruel Jaws.

Mutants 2008

The greedy Braylon owns the Just Rite Sugar Company and has hired the unethical scientist...

Jun 30, 2018

Hotel Inferno (2013)

The contract killer Frank Zimosa has just been hired for a ridiculously lucrative mission by the rich and powerful Jorge Mistrandia. The objective: to kill a couple of people hiding in one of his European hotels. What would look like one of the simplest jobs Frank has ever had is just about to turn...